I feel like I could buy one of those bathtub trays for my Olivia Pope-large wine glasses, my book or iPad. Hell, if I'm paying $22 mill, I'll get that shit made! Hand-crafted of the finest of wooden planks!

I've always thought you were smart and articulate. Now I know you have amazing taste as well.

This is slammin'

Well, I GUESS YOU HATE HAPPINESS.

They'll have to pry my whipped cream flavored vodka out of my cold, dead hands. That stuff with orange juice = creamsicle = happiness.

I guess if you have a $22 million dollar home, you probably have a maid to stand there and hold your wine glass while you luxuriate in the tub, and handsome man to hold your head comfortably in his hands and give you a scalp/neck massage during the bath. (I may have just come up with a new life goal...)

I was thinking that someone could bust their ass if they were wet on the shiny floor or infinitely slide trying to get out of an oiled bath.

I agree! All that "I can't breathe!" nonsense is just annoying.

Seriously. I don't want a tub if there isn't room for my tub-wine...in the big glass.

This was exactly what I thought when I looked at the tub. It's a fun style, but doesn't look comfortable/ergonomic/wine friendly.

Seriously, though! And I guess you could put your laptop on that little bar thing to the right, but that's so far, and if you're going to spend that much money why not just install a tv in there? Also, that thing is HUGE and unless that faucet has insane water pressure it would take about a year to fill the thing and…

I'm sure SJP could afford to go custom with her bath caddy.

And I feel like it would get colder faster in the middle of the room. Without adequate wine availability, I would not cope well.

Plus free standing tubs just look like accidents waiting to happen. Wet ceramic with nothing nearby to grab onto seems like a recipe for a concussion.

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Exactly. I think oversized tubs are generally uncomfortable for any length of time. I need somewhere to anchor my feet so they don't float up and away from me. Not to mention there needs to be a place for wine and chocolate.

This was my (second) thought too (particularly about the wine)! How would I lie down and relax? Would I just sit in the middle?

If I had $22 million extra dollars lying around, I'm sure I could probably also afford to pay someone to hold my wine glass and massage my shoulders when they got sore from holding my head up for so long.

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