This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.
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Of course he did. Just like he stole Chloe from Martine Sitbone.
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I used to work at a townie dive bar, and we had a guy who'd order Coronas like that (no straw, though). He liked so much grenadine in it we'd have to dump out some of the beer to make it to his liking. All of us working would basically gag.
I know! Straws are sooo gross!
You have no idea. I drink scotch. After Katrina, quarantined in Hattiesburg, I drank Kahlua and orange juice, no ice, because no electricity, in my underwear, in a garage.
Actually, that's a pretty standard thing in certain German-speaking parts of the world. I used to drink that when I was a little kid! It's a nice way of making beer child-friendly!
While in Switzerland, I noticed it's apparently a thing to order your beer with a flavoring added. I didn't see anyone using straws tho. It boggled my mind - who flavors beer? Grenadine was definitely an option.
In complete seriousness, though, it sounds like the Yuengling with gernadine customer was trying to make a Berliner Weisse. It's a German sour beer that is flavored with syrup, and it's kind of delicious. Yeungling with grenadine, though....? Not so much.
I kind of think it sounds delicious? I'm a monster!!
I WOULD DRINK THAT. NO SHAME.
That is some broke-ass radler.
On the wine:
- My co-worker who spelled tossed (as in tossed salad) "tost" and also spelled cucumber "Qcumber" in total seriousness.