r/nosleep is a forum for scary stories. The rules of the forum state that everything posted there has actually happened, by mutual agreement of all participants (author, readers, commenters). However, that is more a statement of the voluntary suspension of disbelief than of the actual veracity of the story. So, your…

I think that these stories aren't necessarily true, but they're treated as true. Like it's a forum rule that commenters can't call out stories as fake, but have to pretend it's true. I spend much more time reading these stories and scaring myself than I should. This one seems really well done though.

I think they call those "bitcoins."

If I knew how to make gifs, this is where I'd pull out one of Alito at the SOTU mouthing the words, "That's not true." But I think I'd but an old-timey baby bonnet on his head when he said it.

Your President('s Twitter account) is feeling a little cheeky today.

I think it would be better if the media stopped paying attention to Robin Thicke completely.

Admit it, Happy makes you want to kill someone at this point, right?

I can't tell if this is Stein satirizing himself or actually a collection of real things that happened. Poe's Law all up in this motherfucker.

Until there is a super handsome john, in which case he will get a modelling contract after his face is posted on billboards.

Good.

Dicks gonna Dick .

I agree in theory. I just worry NASA doesn't have room in the budget.

Unpopular opinion alert: The Paul McCartney career path didn't involve developing musically. He did his best material young, and there are many who think the Beatles were terrible. Me included. I know BeatleHate isn't the majority, but there are more of us than you think.

I'm out.

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