I would just like to contribute this quote from badass Carry Nation: "I tell you ladies, you don't know how good it feels till you begin to smash, smash, smash!"

Were you afraid also that it was going to poo? I was. I really was.

I liked the completely random and gratuitous goat butthole shot!

I have no idea what any of this means, it's disturbing as hell.

Here is the crazy ass thing about this argument though. When women (or gays, or Asians, et. al.) are under represented in media, it's up to them to make themselves represented. Then when they do make themselves represented, they're now on the hook for representing everyone else too.

I sometimes feel like women won't be taken seriously as actual human beings until we start getting really violent and nasty. In the short-term, we'll be seen as "unstable bitches." But if we start inflicting the kind of terror on these men that they inflict on us, maybe they'll start seeing us equals. Ladies, let's…

Sometimes I get annoyed and then other times I just think, bless those white girls. I mean what are they going to do come up with their own shit? Be original? *snort laughs*

We have been Columbused once a-gain.

I've never even seen Jez use it correctly. They've coopted it without ever really grasping the meaning of the phrase. Basic bitch : Jezebel :: Shade : Rich Juzwiak. :/

Alright Black People basic bitch is officially dead. Meet me over at #blacktwitter in 2o min to discuss new alternatives, b/c thot is also on it's way out.

I know you know how much I also hate Guy Fieri, but I would eat that abomination and I would eat it all in one sitting, so help me God.

I would assume Josie didn't go inside because at 2 in the morning only the drive thru is open. At least that's how it works where I live.

We once ordered a cab for the mile (possibly half mile) back to college from McD's because they were doing buy one get one free Big Macs and, obviously, we couldn't just share between us, we all had to have two, and were then too full to walk.

As far as one can trust KFC, I don't think I'd trust one that only had drive in.

Some people, I tell you.

I want fast food sooooooo bad, but that would require taking a cab, which is a weird thing to do for 5 dollars worth of junk food.

Thank god Red wasn't in that kitchen.