Ha, thank you!! It could have gone much worse, and I did feel like a total idiot for being so trusting that our LUuuRRvv meant we would totally want to have sex, and that I trusted him enough to sleep in the same room. I still think he's not a bad guy, but also not the guy I thought he was (ONLINE DATING YO), and we…

I fell for a medic in Afghanistan that I met on eHarmony. I never wanted to date a soldier, but he was a medic - SAVING PEOPLE, right? - and he was super sweet. He called me on a satellite phone pretty frequently, we Skyped, etc etc. I refused to 'officially' date him until we met in person, until one day he was…

Give me a spoon and a few hours.

I can't handle the fact that so many people who are allegedly geniuses are behaving as though IQ is some sort of reliable metric for measuring anything other than, well, IQ.

Cameryn, James AND Josh?? I'm confused.

This is the only reason to watch Catfish.

He lost me in the first bit because I just REALLY can't stand when men refer to women as "females." It just seems so derogatory and objectifying to me. Like they are trying to reduce us to our most primitive state.

she's got a maaaaaaaaaaaaassively successful clothing and accessories line. like i wanna hate it but gurl's got some good shit.

~* she's mrs she's too big now she's too thin *~

In the U.S., the bride typically does not pay for anything. The Wedding Industrial Complex is quite the racket. It's why I'm eloping.

They were originally called Kara's Flowers in the late 90's.... just a tidbit of Maroon 5 trivia that I know but have no idea how. I'm not even a fan! In fact, I almost got into a bar brawl a few weeks ago because some 21 year old came in, put a $50 in the jukebox and played NOTHING but Maroon 5 songs...including…

Before they were Maroon 5, they had a band called Kara's Flowers when they lived in LA growing up...