(I know someone already answered your question!) Tom Mison, one of the damn hottest men ever! Goodness, that man is FINE!

In his defense, I'd be pretty pissed if someone threw away my beer SEVEN times. Hashtag just saying.

The best part is "a female outside had broken into two of his beers." I don't know if this would be a better story if it was a female human or, like, a female raccoon.

The only correct answer for Maurice is Paul Giamatti.

Yes, excellent choice.

This isn't really relevant but a friend of mine and I both got paid to participate in an anonymous study about women where we did surveys by phone and computer. Every survey would get you 1, 5, and sometimes 20 bucks.

Tom Mison from Sleepy Hollow and Parade's End fame... i believe.

Ohhh, its a PUSSY! I just got that!

Pube cat!

Shut your sensible face.

I have a pre-prenup. I call it "standards."

I think it's just a vocal minority that wants to view this all as lies. The majority who doesn't masturbate often is off-line doing something else. Or they're looking at cat videos.

IN ONE SITTING.

Go with session, you lucky duck you.

I really really enjoyed the book. I am a huge fan of magic realism and thought he really did the concept of the book justice.

It sort of varies, depending on my hormone levels, level of activity, whether or not there's a hot boy I'm crushing on...

I just started reading Oryx and Crake last week on the advice of a friend. With GoT and Tom Perotta's "The Leftovers" already adapted, my husband commented this morning that he's pretty sure HBO is creeping on our household reading list.