Taco Town!

As a Taco Bell enthusiast, I am pretty excited for this.

Like almost everything else at Taco Bell, I'd eat it.

this needs to be in my mouth yesterday

idgaf, I want it

I always forget how well Ryan Reynolds expresses my ennui.

Ugh.

I get all my science info from Ghostbusters.

Another wonderfully incisive comment. You are quickly becoming one of my personal Kinja favs. Keep up the good work! xoxo

I still don't get it, because men who are mean can turn from handsome to ugly for me.

yeah.i'd remember the mean ugly ones more

Just don't sleep with it, like Egan.

I'll break it down visually (I cannot be bothered to fix the formatting:

I think the idea is that people notice these people if they have to interact with them for other reasons, but don't really consider them to be a "real" part of their dating pool because they don't need to stop and think for a moment before deciding to reject them.

Depends how they define "notice." In the regular sense of the word, you're right. But I suspect they interpret "notice" to mean "notice as a potential mate."

So "Quirky" = Hipster.

I'm trying out this crazy new app called "Talking to people," it's a little slow going but I get real HD visuals of the person, I get to hear their voice in real-time, and they can tell me either quirky things or sometimes it's serious, I just never know which way it's going to go!

With each passing day, and each new dating/social media app/website, I am SO FUCKING grateful that I went to high school in the late 90's and none of this crap was around.