Thank god, from the headline, I assumed the girl was pleasuring herself with the spinning end of the mixer.

she reads gawker!

Fucking of course they did. Get this woman a TV show. Great work, everyone.

This is why I want Beaches to be on TV every damn week.

I don't feel bad for her. It sounds like she's not really a smoker or eater or weed so she ate too much. PEOPLE: When eating or smoking weed or hash or doing mushrooms: start off with a little... see how you feel after like, 45 minutes, and then either smoke/eat more or don't. You can always get MORE stoned. But once…

Once I smoked unexpectedly potent weed right before watching Apocalypse Now for the first time.

As a fellow dork, who accidentally ate several hash cookies before also freaking the fuck out, I feel Maureen's pain.

I could not care less about tan lines, that is what sunless tanner is for. Fabulous bathing suits are amazing!

OH MY GOD EVERYONE WEAR MORE SUNBLOCK

Am I the only one who actually thinks these look really awesome? Except 4th down. That looks awful.

How about no with the "grotesque skin condition" thing. Plenty of people have skin pigmentation disorders and they aren't grotesque at all.

"some sort of grotesque skin condition."

oh man. i have a cache of movie scenes that do just that to me. certain actors with certain scores.

I completely agree. And if I'm sad and not entirely sure why, realizing that a specific scene or song lyric makes me cry gives me some focus as to what I'm upset about.

Aristotle would agree with you.

Sure. It's no different than watching a comedy to laugh maniacally or a horror film to be scared out of your wits. It's cathartic and energizing.