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josiegrossie

Yeah, it wasn't a subtle metaphor, and yet the IMDB board is filled with people who didn't get it, not even that there was a metaphor. I hate willful stupidity more than just about anything. But then I think maybe I should be mad at the school system. Who should I slap in the safe confines of my head?

That beetle story blew my mind.

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Uhmmm, I know cat vids are popular and all, but now you're are just reaching. YAWN, let's look at cats.
My pug is way better.

$4 covers farts and labor , doesn't it?

YES FINALLY I have found my milieu! This is something at which even I can be an artiste! Afk opening toast cafe.

I'd probably pay for some fancy avocado toast if I could ever find it in a restaurant (even though I make my own).

Yeah, well, when I was eight I got my very first personal email address. What does she have to say to that?

I would watch that Top Gun sequel if it was about how Goose was a ghost and haunted the shit our of Maverick everyday, by like surprising him on the toilet and whatnot. But Maverick just got used to it really fast and then it became an odd-couple type story and at the end they learned to get along after they went on

Usually when I leave the gym I am red, frizzed out, slimy, and my shorts make me look like I'm wearing a diaper. But I also feel stronger, slimmer, and more toned, and the other stuff doesn't bother me because it's nothing that a quick shower can't take care of. Whereas if it's a hot or rainy day and I am therefore

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Hey buck up, buddy! Sex can be tons of fun for fellas! Firstly, it makes your penis and the rest of your body feel good. Better than its ever going to feel when you aren't having sex! Also, you get the satisfaction of knowing you are making another person feel good. Making people happy feels great! Third, NO RULES.

I had gone up to the mountains for a few days to a clothing-optional hot springs resort. I was staying in the cabin and bonded closely with five other people; in total, our group was three men, three women (one guy and one woman were a couple). We all came from different backgrounds, different ages, etc., but just had

Apologies, this is going to get graphic. But i figured since are all adults here, NO JUDGEMENT! I must set the scene.

Ok, here is an experience from my top 5:

My one and only camping experience. I'm a whiny bitch about hiking and being in the woods in general. I prefer urban environments. I was madly in love with this guy and he convinced me to go camping with him one weekend. We hiked the mile or so in to the lake, and I helped him set up camp. We futzed around with our