Strangely perfect timing because my most face-meltingly incredible sexual experience happened just last weekend! I'm not sure if this will translate or if I'll be able to express why it was so hot, but alas, I shall try. Apologies in advance for how long this is, hopefully it's worthwhile reading though.

A tiny sampling from a life blessed with little money but lots of love:

Grad school, winter break I go to visit a friend from college. We end up crashing at her boyfriend's place one evening. Her boyfriend's roommate was a Marine, had just gotten back to the states after being deployed for over a year.... Yada, yada, yada, the sex was good but having a man eat out your pussy after he's…

The first time I EVER had an orgasm was with an electric toothbrush. I was a rising junior in college and living with some older girls in a house over the summer and over and over again they'd talk about coming and I'd be like yeah me too. And finally I guess somebody notices my blasé attitude and straight out asked…

I know I'm going to want to leave this as a comment on every single one of these posts, sooo...

College, with three of my coworkers (two female, one male), and a fair amount of booze. He was SUPER attractive and it was one of those situations where we all started out by vying for his attention and ended up sharing it. Super intense, hands everywhere. Like sensory overload.

It's so weird when people don't count themselves as feminist BECAUSE OF THE NAME. They come at you with U WULDNT CALL IT MASCULINISM LETS JUST CALL IT HUMANISM. And it's like, what don't you fucking get about not having a white history month? What don't you get about why we don't call feminism MASCULINISM?

Ya think?

My little beagle mix. Always sad looking, but will liven up if you have food!

Here's my love:

Meet Luna. She's an athletic 3 year old white German Shepherd. Her hobbies include fence-jumping, floor-pooping when her humans make her mad by going somewhere without her, shedding (constantly) and coat-blowing (A few times a year). Also running around in circles, jumping up on people, and howling with her humans.

Last time I checked, when a girl is pressured by society into bulimia, she doesn't go around threatening to stick her fingers down other people's throats.

I could totally do this. I know that I could.