:(

As I understand it, his job is to be my Imaginary Boyfriend.

I've dealt with this person before in other contexts elsewhere on Kinja and they are an asshole. So maybe don't scold me, thanks.

/r/foreveralone is calling his name

wat.

That's a video of me digesting some feminism in my guts.

Indeed.

IDK it sure looks like food to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm spreading this around as fact. Thank you.

WHATEVER WHO CARES JUST PUT IT IN MY MOUTH

I would prefer to call him a misogynist but YMMV. :)

Something about "women who don't wipe with baby wipes are unclean." Google it.

I don't feel the need to be constructive with someone who consistently makes excuses for men's bad behavior and tells feminists they should just "throw the poor guys a bone."

You are a terrible feminist. To the point where I would say you are NOT a feminist. Good christ just go away.

Haha! Yes!

She should probably take another break. I'm still not over my allergy.

I fucking want all of this and I want it soon and I want LOTS.

I'm pretty sure it is fake, but yeah it's a very subtle stinker.

Agreed. There's a certain specificity to it all.

I smell an elaborate troll.