This is amazing, Tracy.

DON'T SASS ME.

This is an an appropriate and measured response to a known threat. Where do I sign up?

I would be willing to talk to you about your boner for a mere $100 per comment. (This one is a freebie, btw.)

Yeah there are like 6 books with another one coming out I think. It gets kind of convoluted but there's something really comforting about reading Sita's narrative voice for me so I don't mind.

I don't think Vampire was as scary as some of his other ones. It's my favorite thing he wrote (and is still writing! that series continues!) but a lot of his books are way creepier. I kind of wondered why no Bury Me Deep or Wicked Heart, myself.

The only correct answer is Fall Into Darkness.

:( But who will pick up the gif slack around here?

Thank you for horrifying me further.

I have a problem with the outfit (several, actually) but I need the shoes. GIMME.

Sorry but I still think he's a dick for shitting all over the Divergent franchise—by which he is still employed—as though he were the second coming of Marlon Brando. He is dead to me! DEAD I SAY!

I love her.

I'm like, a little bit turned on by this despite myself—and everyone else. D:

I had a really shitty livestream connection this week—DON'T WORRY IT WAS ALL MOSTLY LEGAL OK—and of course the playback paused on this moment (captions for her pleasure):

What relationship? I've never even been on a real date!

I watched it again recently and I had forgotten how gorgeous Aidan Quinn was. I mean he's still a nice-looking man and all but when he was that age, my god.

He was super hot in that movie!!!

SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. THAT IS AMAZING.

Totally gonna watch it this weekend.

I was trying to find a gif to express my exasperation and LOOK AT THIS TINY VAL KILMER OF YESTERYEAR