I already got this, asshole.

There was one story that really got me, it was this person who lived on a farm out in the middle of nowhere and there was always the same car creeping on their house every night. Someone ended up chasing them through a cornfield I think too? IDK I tried to find it but they don't have any of the best ones indexed and…

Yeah I just commented the same thing. These aren't real. Now that I think about it it can kind of be construed as type of a scary roleplay forum?

Pretty sure No Sleep is just another creepypasta forum. They are implicitly fake but users are encouraged to act and react as though they are real. This is a nice one, though.

I would pay good imaginary internet money to see that.

Somewhere in DC Alito is applying aloe vera to his inexplicably stinging right cheek.

Why not indeed, my friend. Why not indeed.

You're kind of a psycho.

Hi LeVar! Are you aware that the rapper RiFF RAFF is doing a Q&A over on Gawker right now? Do you know who he is? You guys should say hi to each other! (I was trying to think of a more serious question but couldn't, I loved the show when I was a kid though and I'm excited to see it come back!)

That gif is magic.

That finale is really evocative, tho.

I'm only gonna eat half. The other half I'm going to rub all over my skin for moisturizer. Then I'll probably put whatever is left in the fridge to take for lunch at the office.

Marydnathome is right, only drive-thru open.

Nah I live in a big city and it was like two in the morning. I'm sure he'd seen much worse. :)

I once hailed a cab to take me through the McDonald's drive-thru because they wouldn't let me walk up. No judgment here.

Well now I want KFC for lunch.

OMG. I'm glad you're okay! This is terrifying and you offer good advice.

Same. I don't get the hate. I know he's a douche but I would eat the fuck out of this.

"I decline. Thanks."

The shoes are hot and comfy. I love her unabashedly.