You are my people.

Anybody else think he sounds like Billie Holiday? So gorgeous.

I know she was trying but it came off the opposite to me I guess. Also I don't find her funny at all so YMMV.

Yeah that was the part of the interview where I decided to actively dislike her.

Hey thanks! :) *waves*

This is going to be the best running joke ever. So many lives to ruin.

:( I'm so sorry.

I was being facetious but I meant don't do it. It really is the most disgusting thing I've read in months!

You must be fun at parties.

There was a post earlier in the day that I'm not even going to describe because it will trigger everyone. Just work your way backwards through Mark's posting history. You'll know it when you get there. Also, please don't.

And you enjoy your star!

And my Starbucks! Which I am getting back to just as soon as I finish starring your comment.

Okay, I can't really continue after this but I just wanted to let you know I have starred your previous comment.

ALL THE STARS FOR YOU FOR STARRING ME.

Please accept this star with my thanks.

Consider yourself notified that you're a great person!

<3 BACK AT YOU IN CASE THIS STAR DOES NOT MAKE IT TO YOUR KINJA PANEL TONIGHT.

ALSO. DIVERS: What is one of the first things they teach you in open water classes? DON'T TOUCH THE FUCKING WILDLIFE. This means YOU. You are not exempt. Keep your mitts off the coral and your fingers off the fish!