Possibly. Are you interested in an arranged marriage?

I think that first and foremost, you have to love sandwiches. It all starts there.

Eat your heart out, sailor. *winkwink* CALL ME

I'm actually wicked good at making sandwiches, it's like the only thing I am confident about in terms of "cooking." So yes I can confirm it is amazing.

I wouldn't even make that guy a bologna on Wonder Bread.

No man is worth your sandwiches if he does not give of himself freely, ladies. Be it simple PB&J or a black forest ham & gruyere with sliced cornichons and just a pinch of hot mustard, all broiled to perfection on crusty french bread—not that I would know anything about this—you deserve better. ALL OF YOU, DO YOU HEAR…

Will you be my trainer?

I feel like you should be able to pay other people to jack into your brain and burn your fat for you. And then you go have a milkshake.

Isn't this just isometrics?

Big dumb dogs are the very best kind of dog.

Dude, calm yourself. I was just curious because it was mentioned in the post. I don't even own anything larger than a steak knife.

I saw the thing about the swords but didn't connect the two so thank you.

Thanks for the info! :)

So like a switchblade? Or is that mechanical?

Nevermind I found this! http://survivallife.com/2014/02/26/sta… Now wtf is a "gravity knife"???

Can I get some clarification on the laws regarding open carry of machetes in TX (or other states for that matter)? I just Googled a bunch because that's what I do all day long and I came up with a lot of different and opposite answers. Anybody who lives in Texas know?

I dunno I'm just going to avoid saying either word in the future.

So I think I've been pronouncing both "biopic" and "myopic" wrong my whole life and yet I am STILL unsure as to the correct way.

Rihanna is basically the honey badger of the celeb world.

And you wind up with biology classes full of teenage boys who feel no compunction whatsoever in dismissing their female teachers' authority, sticking cameras up their skirts, and literally turning their bodies into a game. Tell me the one about the hysterical feminist again. Tell me your "rape culture isn't real"…