Well I can only guess as to why she's keeping it a secret but my own personal theory is that she's afraid her religious fan-base won't support it. Or she could just...I don't know...want to have a little something for herself? I don't think that's weird.

I was going to say both that I find him so completely charming IRL and that it's such a difference from how I regard him on the show. He must really act the shit out of that role if he's even a tenth of the goofball I see whenever he's doing appearances as himself.

She's allowed to be secretive about some things and not secretive about others. Just because a woman reveals part of her body doesn't mean she owes people anything else. That's a complete logic fail IMO.

Sure. I can still find it icky, though. Just because it's secondhand info doesn't make it palatable to me. Sorry.

I agree that it's interesting but there is something sort of icky about revealing this information about her body which she clearly doesn't want made public. I wouldn't call the post supportive or un-supportive, however it skeeves me a little.

which she's been weirdly secretive about

Yes! Someone else suggested this too and I think it would be really neat.

That gif is amazing.

Me too and I also want Goldie to do a cameo!

Agreed! I am completely on board and would be willing to pre-order tickets I am so excited about this!

His bragging was also terrible. I just kind of hate them both right now.

But you have to wonder, isn't that something Mara Wilson would say? Not that I am Mara Wilson. But maybe I am. Although I'm not. But I could be. Possibly.

Just to clear things up, I am also not Mara Wilson.

Regarding the Oprah/Justin Timberlake exchange:

That poor girl. I saw them on Couples Therapy and it was like watching a PSA for Stockholm Syndrome.

I mean I sometimes crave a nice eggs bennie for dinner myself so I don't want to say that one is categorically better. I just want all foods to be available at all times.

Who has sex with these men? Who? I want to know their names so that I can personally go over to each of their houses and scold them.

I am so the opposite of this. I get so freaking MAD that I can't have McD's fries at 9:30AM!

This is actually fulfilling a greater need than—TB GODS DO NOT STRIKE ME DOWN FOR SAYING THIS, I STILL WORSHIP AT YOUR ALTAR EVERY SUNDAY FOURTHMEAL—Taco Bell's breakfast menu. When you're hungover and all you want is a burger, it can be very discouraging to be offered a waffle & cheese sandwich pancake instead. Also…

Maturity generally isn't an Aries characteristic. They're the first sign of the zodiac so they're basically spiritual newbies. That said, your kid sounds like a good egg.