Right???

Same for me in college. My best friend and I would make plans to throw one another down the stairs before our final projects were due. We never did it, of course, but the idea of doing it got us through some tough deadlines.

You forgot Can't Buy Me Love! He follows her into the bathroom. :)

Haha bookmarked!

Food! Apparently!

"formks"

Oh but they are sooooooo good. Did your partner eventually eat/enjoy them?

I have to say that the best biscuits and gravy I've eaten have never looked very appetizing. Taste fucking amazing though!

IDK!!! One of my favorite parts of this tumblr is trying to figure out what stuff IS.

Same!

Ok I have to reshare my two favorites that I already put on Twitter but they are so, so good:

IDK it's purely anecdotal but I feel like it does work for me.

"I try to imagine how I will tell the story later"

I don't know if it's totally the same thing but I admire your bravery and your practicality after the fact. I think that framing this in a positive way is the smart thing to do. Thanks for sharing this!

A 12 hour date—followed by bad sex—with a man who would purchase a woman's virginity online? And pay thousands of dollars for it?

Whenever I do something embarrassing I try to laugh and play it off, not just because I don't want people to laugh at me first but because I think it makes a big difference in how I remember the incident. I have found that in situations where I do something totally clumsy or put my foot in my mouth accidentally and…

REALLY.

*waves to Mindy writing staff*

That's what I don't understand about this box. I like getting subscription boxes but only if the items are heavily curated and something I couldn't normally get at CVS. I know this stuff is at a deep discount but there are probably like 6-7 things I would never use, 1-2 things I would use right away and then a few…

Yes, they call that the "pink cloud."