I'm sorry, I just can't. The texture makes me retch just remembering it.

Uhhhhm. I did not know about the frozen thing. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get over to the store.

HA! I will say though that I think most of this stuff is kind of gross. I have only ever had deep-fried Snickers and it went down like someone had taken a chocolate-flavored poop in my mouth. SO gross.

Those fried White Castle burgers tho. I am headed out to the OC fair this year for sure!

I would just ask him about his horse. Royal people love to talk about their livestock.

I don't have that reaction but sometimes my nails snag on it. That is my main complaint.

No I totally get you and I agree that it would have been a better movie overall had he done that.

I have a feeling, to be honest with you, that he wanted the whole thing to be like an extended music video. The presence of that Britney Spears sequence and his editing support this. Which means that they may all have just been silent with music dubbed over them had he not needed to explain the pertinent plot details.

I think these characters (and the ones in Kids) are supposed to be cyphers though. I mean isn't the whole point a cultural commentary, so they could really just be anybody, taken to the extreme?

I like it more the more times I see it. It's a very pretty movie and there are some great batshit insane moments like an impromptu Britney Spears lipdub. I'd say it's worth the $3.99 rental fee.

I do like some boutiques but usually if I'm in one I'm looking for something a little unique. I prefer the boutiques that have more stuff in them though. I think it's the psychology of finding the needle in the haystack maybe? I feel like the item is more valuable because I've had to dig for it a bit.

Do cashmere underwears need to be dry-cleaned or something? That's up there right along with satin sheets in my list of things that seem luxurious at first but require too much maintenance to fully enjoy.

I also do not like interacting while I am shopping. I am like a B-2 bomber when I need to buy any article(s) of clothing.

Don't you have to interact with someone at the register anyway? Or you mean you have to have somebody helping you find things?

Samesies. The t-shirts are usually my first stop because their pricing is the best way to gauge the overall store pricing (and whether they take themselves too seriously, which—get over it, you are selling mounds of fabric that people put their junk in).

There is something about a very spare, minimal shop with only a few items that makes me reluctant to shop there. I know my brain is supposed to think that they have very few items because each item is very exclusive but all I can think is that they can't possibly have what I'm looking for. Anybody else have this issue?

That's exactly my issue with it. She's not allowed to be sexual or try to post something sexy because she's over the hill, right? Older women should not ask for attention because they should know better, aka they should know they don't deserve it. Silly old hags. What right do they have to demand we look at them?…

I wonder what percentage of comments about Rihanna's naked pics were about how she's "desperate for attention" as opposed to Madonna here, who has been doing this shit since before RiRi was a twinkle in her mother's eye (and looks just as good, IMO). And by the way, of course Madonna is trying to get your attention.…

Yeah, I agree. I don't have any science on it and I don't know how to explain it but I have seen the same thing with my own grandparents. My grandfather held on for a long, long time and then when he had seen everybody he needed to talk with and felt like he made his peace and got his affairs in order he just let go.…

I've been in a situation before where my life was threatened and if I had just given up, I would not be here. I fully believe that I had to choose it and push through. I'm not saying people who get into accidents who don't live are somehow at fault; I'm saying that there's that very real moment where your will to live…