Wow. Just wow.

IDK I wish I could channel my own hatred into something practical like that though. Like getting my taxes done (spitefully) or steam-cleaning my carpet (with an angry heart).

WAT. Where did you meet him? Did you defriend him on Facebook? I want more details!

REDDIT?! MY STARS I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED.

"full-time stalking troll"

Actually in re-reading the post it seems to me like it has more to do with white supremacy/antisemitism and the fat thing was either a tipping point or a convenient excuse.

I just...who has this much time on their hands?

That actually would have been fairly epic, and it sounds like one of Clooney's terrible pranks to boot.

Psssssh. Would that really stop a person from trying to get on Clooney? (By "a person" I mean me, and the answer is absolutely not.)

HEY. HOW COME JENNIFER ANISTON AND GEORGE CLOONEY NEVER GOT TOGETHER???

I'm waiting for a few misguided souls to show up and start bragging about how many times they've been cheated on.

I kind of love you for that sneaky reference.

Have you reacted unfavorably when she had accidents in the past? It could be she was just anticipating you'd yell or be mad at her because of her past experiences. That is not the same as feeling remorse.

THANK YOU. I have been waiting for someone to say this all day.

I just had this convo with another commenter. She said that basically her animals know when they have done something "wrong," i.e. something that is going to get them crated anyway. Feeling remorse is not the same thing as anticipating punishment. That's the only point I was trying to make.

Says "program not avail for screening." Can you give me a summary or something?

That's fair, although if they don't feel guilt I wouldn't say they know they've done something "bad" so much as they know they're going to get in trouble. It's not remorse per se. So yes, maybe it's "allowed" and "not allowed"?

That might just be your sense of things?

Okay, I'm gonna be that guy. The dog is adorable but that's not guilt you're seeing. She's reacting to her owner's agitated state and is trying to show submission. Dogs don't feel shame and to say they do is anthropomorphizing. (I hope I spelled that right.) Adorable puppy tho.