You are terrible at this gender performance thing. That's okay, though, we can still be drinking buddies.

As an activity, occupation, or product is increasingly associated with women, men leave.

This one wins for me. Hands down.

Really excited about it, too. I mean he was probably the most enthusiastic person I've ever not met.

I've seen a lot of shitting, pissing, puking, shooting up, public sex, etc.—to the point where I don't even register it happening sometimes—but for some reason I feel like none of these are good stories. Apparently I am Captain Jaded when it comes to all matters disgusting. There was one time that I saw a man in his…

I think I'm in the minority but I liked Gatsby in a lot of respects. It's my favorite book so I was expecting to be sort of upset regardless but I fully enjoyed the whimsy of it, which was a nice way to adapt the story. (Hated Moulin Rouge though.)

I don't know but I thank the movie gods nearly every day that it did.

Somebody else said that too but I disagree. I think R+J was more polished and had a better soundtrack.

IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT YOU'RE WRONG

Errrrrgh I just saw Endless Love recently too. That movie was completely crazy! It was like VC Andrews!

Has anyone in this crowd actually seen Love Story? I recently sat down to watch because despite my hatred of these movies—Romeo + Juliet notwithstanding, BEST LUHRMANN FLICK EVER—I had run out of other things to busy myself with. I was all excited because Ryan O'Neal was a slice back in the day but holy christ is it…

Holy shiz Erin - you're killin' em on this story.

You come sit by me.

That is fantastically paranoid.

This is basically my grandmother's worst nightmare come to life. Any time she sends me holiday money in the mail she obsesses over whether I've got it, and the longer it takes the more theories she comes up with as to why it hasn't made it to my house yet. She has even gotten to the point where she keeps tabs on which…

Ha, ok.

Right, I know she just quoted. Damn, though, I'd like to have some words with whomever wrote the thing in the first place.

Most tampons have strings, so no they don't for the most part.

OH MY GOD IT'S REALLY HAPPENING.

Washing hands is sort of irrelevant if you don't like getting messy in the first place. Of course I assume diva cup ladies wash their hands. I have to assume EVERYONE washes his or her hands regularly or I would have to hide in my house all day long for fear of all kinds of germies on my person. Also do not assume…