Thank you for NOT having tomato juice on your list of ingredients. 

I wouldn’t mind just as long has his dick is also wearing two watches.

I honestly think Messi hates playing for the national team. His whole life he’s been told that he HAS to win the WC for Argentina, he has to love the country and the team the way the fans do. I think he is finally tired of pretending to care. You can see it in his face, he doesn’t want to suit up for Argentina. Even…

I grill cactus and lightly glaze it with honey. I serve it with a slice of grilled Panela cheese on top. Now that’s good eating!

The Russian players are definitely doping and the other teams are definitely being drugged with performance DECREASING drugs. 

You can amplify Ronaldos “dweebness” by 1 million and I would still rather be him than me any day. So would all of you but it just makes you guys feel better about yourselves to call HIM a dweeb.

don’t forget to exhale that dragon cloud after all that vaping....brah

And Ramos.

For once I am ahead of the trend.

That’s a great deal on the flights. I may have missed it somewhere but is there a cutoff date for this deal?

That’s a great deal on the flights. I may have missed it somewhere but is there a cutoff date for this deal?

The lines to get will be a nightmare.

I miss food in Japan. What blew me away the most was their mastery at boiling eggs.

It’s all true! VW has been dumping cheaply BUILT cars into the US market for decades.

The next logical step is to make a chickensuit out of friend chicken skin.

In Russia, woman is man.

Das ist mir wurst. - VW hater

Haha, that’s exactly where I was going with this. :D

Attendee Alex White told the BBC that she left the all-you-can-eat pizza festival to go to a regular ol’ pizza place when she only managed to get her hands on two slices in 90 minutes.

I’m born and raised in Southern California. It’s getting impossible to live here unless you or you and your partner make $200k+.

This right here is the only answer. How did the Jalops get it so wrong this time.