Ironically, it was his healthy foot that kept the USMNT out of the WC.

I use to work at an Autozone for about 3 years. The best I heard was from a co-worker trying to sell the high end wiper blades to a guy. The ones my co-worker was pushing were like $50 each and totally unnecessary. The customer looks up in the application book a set of wipers that are $15 each. Customer asks “Can I…

Nice, I can’t wait to fight my nemesis...Overweight Gerbil Man??

That’s not how superpowers work. The mice needs to bite you for it to give you its powers.

And to that I would query if this was the most opportune time for Batman to be making jokes at all.

Uh...JetBlue needs to open up this pizza flight to passengers. I would love to sit next to two stacks of warm pizza on a 5 hour flight. I bet they would even serve pizza on the flight.

I was at Sevenstock Seven when they had the 787B on display. I stood a mere 3 feet away from the rear of that car when the started it up and rev’d it a couple of times. It sounds absolutely incredible, it still gives me chills just thinking about it.

Team Leberwurst here! I’m in SoCal and it is so damn hard finding Leberwurst in kale country. When I do its ungodly expensive! I’m used to 1 Euro Leberwurst and refuse to pay more than that. The best is Leberwurst for breakfast on straight brotchen.

Actually, it’s not an 8-Series if it’s not constantly at the dealer getting repairs/recalls done on it.

Cars are meant to be driven. Wear and tear is natural. When I’m in Germany I get a real kick out of seeing brand new daily driven 911s parked on the street.

the literal word for “to play” is “spelen,”

Fake NEWS! Why would she want Jared when she could have Trump??...her father. I need a shower after typing that.

Just don’t ask Ivanka.

Cashing out my 401k to build two AE86s. I would have save myself time and heartbreak if I just would have lit a pile of cash on fire. Both cars are gone now.

Any real CR7 fan knows that he prefers to skip kissing and go straight to fingers in the butt.

Did Eric just mouth “eewwww” after seeing his dad try to kiss his sister?

Remember how conservatives gave him shit about it too?? Look at all the shit Trump gets a pass on. Perks of being white.

Wow, just when I thought the BMW Mini couldn’t get any more unreliable.

It’s great reading the comments on here. I absolutely love this movie! It always bothered me that it never got the attention it deserves. Hopefully the remake fixes that.

It’s a trap!