Fine. I’ll take the beard.

So when the Catholics do it, it’s fine.  

Aw, man. Watching Ronaldinho at the World Cup in ‘02 was what got me interested in soccer. Now I have to file him with Curt Schilling.

Peter is my new favorite person! Not only did he give an answer (the correct answer btw), but also explicitly explained why it is right! Were I not in the the middle of work, I would give him a standing ovation!

And with this vote, it looks like white males in America are set to keep their 400 year win streak intact. 

While I’m open minded to a lot of things, I think calling playing a video game a sport is a slap in the face to the tens of thousands of athletes who dedicate their lives and years of physical training to a particular sport.

Not an open net. Words have meanings. 

Do you know what Michael Moore would be up to under a Clinton administration? Absolutely nothing. (Bagging groceries at a Whole Foods, preferably.) He didn’t “predict” Trump; he was rooting for him! He made a “pro-Clinton” documentary in which he compared voting for her as “breaking a promise.” Wow, with endorsements…

For fucks sake, what an endless catty 20 year feud these people have carried on. Honestly, this show and all the drama behind the scenes, has been such a sad commentary on the affluent white woman. It’s nice that they have so much time on their hands for this kind of stupid bullshit.

I think you’re just confusing talent with fame. Can he be “on par with Neymar and Bale and Griezmann and Salah”? Of course he already is in the eyes of anyone who knows a lick about the sport. Is he as famous as any of them? No, but that’s not because he plays for Chelsea rather than Real; it’s because he’s a short,…

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

When they were invented! Except we called them horseless stagecoaches and they smelled like sassafras root beer!

I’m hoping they’re smart enough to never offer it with big power.
Because:

“Enthusiasts”, I prefer to call them “douchebags”.

The Irish, Italians & European Jews have officially passed the baton of hate to the new buffer races Asian, white Hispanics and mixed races that can pass.

“I’ve always liked the Irish people. Tremendous people. I’ve always said perhaps they should be guarding my money - many people know they’re good at guarding money - but my driver never reached the end of the rainbow. Rainbows used to be - and many people are saying this - rainbows used to be a proud Irish money…

Me long past worrying whether Marvel can deliver satisfying standalone film that also work into larger story. They have this stuff pretty well figured out. Me just going to take kids to this and enjoy ride.

Too big, too expensive, too geared toward fat old men who can’t drive the things. Porsche lost me after the 997. VW cashing in on the badge instead of keeping the brilliance of the brand alive.

You know how I know there's no God? Because she wouldve destroyed this country two or three hundred years ago with a meteor or some shit.