“Have a good time, all the time.”

a race that was only held once because all the spectators spontaneously combusted.

After watching that video I say that they SHOULD bring it back.

Can confirm, we booze a lot.

Is this generation Z(ombie)? I can’t wait till they hit the work force!

*Looks around at America*

That Kanye—that 2005 pro-black Kanye wouldn’t fuck with this Kanye.

Probably the best answer in the entire series. 

I used to have a 91 BRG hardtop...I’m so jealous right now.

Hey definitely has everyone beat by a nose.

I’m going to start calling them “hot dog sandwiches” now. 

Falling out of bed while reaching for Pizza?? Put the box on a pillow next to you, loser!

The Golf no longer a 3 door and wagon in Europe??? Yeah I don’t believe it. 

and with the onion tied around my belt, which was the style at the time.

I love this series...please never stop asking people if a hot dog is a sandwich.

Imagine if he was 100% black....what kind of treatment would he get then? I’m sure we all know the answer to that. 

It’s a TRAP!!

Yeah, I pretty much vomited when I read that part.

With queer acceptance in soccer (and all sports) still a major issue around the world, Martin is now the highest-profile active gay male soccer player not just in America, but anywhere.

A guy once ate garlic stuffed pickled olives next to me on a flight. He was eating them out of a regular plastic grocery bag. He chased that bag of olives with 3 hard boiled eggs. Pickled anything needs to be on your list.