It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

If your boss told you that a junior person was going to take your place and you had to sit in the office watching that person do your job, you'd probably be upset too.

Torn Asshole [courtesy of Chris Kluwe]

Dan Snyder finds out what the next hot thing is by reaching up and touching the stovetop.

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Korey Stringer would argue that it is in fact Minnesota who has the worst fans.

"The sign was taken down hours later"

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Yeah, it's literally unbelievable.

I agree, he played a marvelous first base.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

It's sad that, in this day in age, when you see this kind of athletic performance, your first thought is that he must be using some kind of PED.

Go easy on her, Sean—she's just trying to say the sex will be forgettable.

Then one time I was just hanging out in the ring and this little fucking pissant white boy named Little Mac got all up in my face. If I hadn't been on coke, I probably would have laughed and called one of my boys to politely escort him out of the gym with an autographed picture for his trouble. But I was, so I…

No worries Tom, I finished it for you.

Goodbye, Midwest. Hello, two teams in Los Angeles.

Or "There's already a video of JFK giving head to Jackie."