Lisa Salters: "Coach, the first half your heart was beating and now it's not... what changed?"

"Metzinger? Sure, here's one: They'll win the World Series next year! Ha!

Originally the plane was only delayed for a few minutes, but it was delayed further when Brian McCann ran onto the runway to scream at the plane.

Nah, gonna disagree. Ability to get home safely should not be a condition of whether you put out or not.

$99 is actually a really good deal for a Rob Gronkowski-related trip to the Women's Clinic.

You should have read the post. It's about two ageing stars who are now shadows of their former selves. If this isn't relevant to you, I'm not sure what is.

Adding even more parallels to Steubenville, you end up at the Arctic Circle.

Jesus, it seems like the construction workers on this project just can't catch a break, or a falling piece of rebar, or an elevator counterweight.

The Most Insufferable Things Written About the Pirates' Loss, Ranked:

Ranking the Futurama "Finales":

The best part is, now she doesn't have to go to Detroit

It seems like every time you guys post a story about Turner Field it involves a Braves fan who could use a good railing.

These workers live and work in hellish conditions, and are already dying in droves

I'll just leave this here...

Nookie of the Year

... the meaningless baseball game proceeded.

Fans, in terms of ability to get jokes:

So was Vince Young.

When you say "Toni Morrison" is one of your idols, surely you aren't talking about Prof. Toni Morrison at Princeton, are you? Not the Toni Morrison who wrote "The Bluest Eye," "Song of Solomon," or "Beloved." Prof. Morrison would rip your head off if you said that to her, just so you know. I've seen her tear people…