What an example to set for the baby, who will undoubtedly start kicking her before long.

The Red Sox offer: $70 million over four years.

I see no problem. He was outside of the tackle box.

No wonder they call her Miss Texas. She nearly did.

I want to believe what you're telling us, but I can't trust a man who is guided by voices.

So do they count the diving team under swimming or soccer?

I understand where you're coming from, but as someone who knows a little bit about organic foods, I'm going to wager that you are drinking the wrong coconut water. The mass produced garbage is filled with sugars and sourced from a poor quality fruit. In fact, over 90% of the coconut water in the US is sourced from an…

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

Hosmer's oddest E.

Lost in the greatness of this play was well-executed umpiring. 3rd base ump had to run down the line in case the hit dropped foul. Home plate ump went to cover 3rd, as the play likely would have been there without the Cespedes bobble. But when the throw came home the 1st base ump had come down to cover and make the…

Look, the man's just trying to feed his family (through a tube, because he knocked them all unconscious)

When reached for comment, all Rex could say was:

They've been allowing black people for quite a while now.

"Um, Riley...they're still going to be allowed to play."

• Please sit to use the toilet

"they knew what they signed up for" doesn't mean the employer can get away with paying less than minimum wage with no overtime, making them work over 8 hours with no meal breaks, paying them less than twice a month, etc.

Not able to get bios in on time? $10.00 fine

First minute of the video [edited out]:

Not to go crazy but if you have egg and breading leftover, why not slice up a few rings of onion and bake a few onion rings? I say bake because those fuckers tend to take awhile to cook an I don't have a fryer or want to waste the oil.

I'm figuring that you're just doing a little pickin' at the Jezebel ladies. Yeah, they've got some overbearing folks over there who have a tendency to go over the top sometimes. But they've also got many, many intelligent folks that are aware of the dangers they face and how difficult it is to get a conviction in this…