I used to play when I was in my college dorm, and occasionally another guy on the hall would walk up behind me and whisper “Scryyyyyy” then laugh when I would frustratingly cast around looking for a clue that wasn’t there.

Usually love y'alls stuff, but gotta disagree here. These are awfully unnecessary. The official maps released by the tourism departments for Napa and Sonoma are better and more informative as far as planning trips or mapping wines you've had.

Jason Whitlock on FDA banning taquitos: "I think it's a good—-"

Contrary to popular opinion, it really does matter how you slice it. Start just below the rear 22 and work your way about a quarter of the way through for the tenderloin. In a pinch, the meat just behind the River Monsters logo is, also, quite succulent.

Just a friendly reminder from your neighborhood Big Brother to wait until your morning wood dissipates before you piss.

So close. In my fantasies, the struggling happens after something's been pulled over his head.

Guys get tricked into buying inferior shit that claims it's manlier than the competitors. See: Milwaukee's Best Light ("Men should act like men. And light beer should taste like beer.") or basically any fucking truck commercial.

Apologies for the quick draw there. You're all right.

Thanks, but we don't need folks like you around DUAN.

You kidding? Deadspin sucks so much, Kluwe just recorded an It Gets Better spot for it.

I never had her as a professor (though I was in the Creative Writing program at Tech), but I specifically avoided her sections because many of the students ahead of me who had her said similar things.

Disagree, Erg. Your cat seems to have a talent for fortuitously pawing at your shift key.

Well now my reply just doesn't make any sense.

30-day vacation—and it's called October.

So does a rhesus monkey, but you don't see me breaking into Exeter's crawlspace.

I thought I told you to stay out of my closet.

Actually, as a fun fact, Ripley was the ONLY character not originally written as a unisex role... it was written as a male role. Sigourney Weaver auditioned so well she smashed the only predisposition in the script. One more reason why that character was so historic.

This is patently false.

That and if you click into those links, they essentially say they are not used anymore, are considered derogatory and offensive, or are not indicative of skin color (specifically in the Caucasian entry). Biology indeed.

Is it okay if I star this one? I don't even know where I am right now.