I used to play when I was in my college dorm, and occasionally another guy on the hall would walk up behind me and whisper “Scryyyyyy” then laugh when I would frustratingly cast around looking for a clue that wasn’t there. Read more
Body By Bacardi
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Usually love y'alls stuff, but gotta disagree here. These are awfully unnecessary. The official maps released by the tourism departments for Napa and Sonoma are better and more informative as far as planning trips or mapping wines you've had. Read more
Jason Whitlock on FDA banning taquitos: "I think it's a good—-" Read more
Contrary to popular opinion, it really does matter how you slice it. Start just below the rear 22 and work your way about a quarter of the way through for the tenderloin. In a pinch, the meat just behind the River Monsters logo is, also, quite succulent. Read more
Just a friendly reminder from your neighborhood Big Brother to wait until your morning wood dissipates before you piss.
So close. In my fantasies, the struggling happens after something's been pulled over his head. Read more
Guys get tricked into buying inferior shit that claims it's manlier than the competitors. See: Milwaukee's Best Light ("Men should act like men. And light beer should taste like beer.") or basically any fucking truck commercial. Read more
Apologies for the quick draw there. You're all right. Read more
Thanks, but we don't need folks like you around DUAN. Read more
You kidding? Deadspin sucks so much, Kluwe just recorded an It Gets Better spot for it. Read more
I never had her as a professor (though I was in the Creative Writing program at Tech), but I specifically avoided her sections because many of the students ahead of me who had her said similar things. Read more
Disagree, Erg. Your cat seems to have a talent for fortuitously pawing at your shift key. Read more
Well now my reply just doesn't make any sense. Read more
30-day vacation—and it's called October. Read more
So does a rhesus monkey, but you don't see me breaking into Exeter's crawlspace. Read more
I thought I told you to stay out of my closet. Read more
Actually, as a fun fact, Ripley was the ONLY character not originally written as a unisex role... it was written as a male role. Sigourney Weaver auditioned so well she smashed the only predisposition in the script. One more reason why that character was so historic. Read more
This is patently false. Read more
That and if you click into those links, they essentially say they are not used anymore, are considered derogatory and offensive, or are not indicative of skin color (specifically in the Caucasian entry). Biology indeed. Read more
Is it okay if I star this one? I don't even know where I am right now. Read more