Just for saying that, Sean Avery is booking time in a studio next week.

Zaxxon and Galaga were incredible. Also, my favorite game, Pepper II, has been perpetually underrated.

Sounds like you need to go shopping for a new team. On the bright side, I bet the country music fans per capita in hockey players is well below the national average.

Nah. I hear all they play at Canadian football games is Alanis Morrisette.

You hockey fans are bizarre. You're like actual people, not douchebag bro caricatures like MLB and NFL fans. What gives?

Not a new band, but one that never got its due. Lead singer has always been one of my favorite vocalists.

My invitation must have been lost in the mail. My +1 can be more than one hooker, right?

+1

Buzz... what was the hardest criminal you ever faced off against? Also, did you ever tap Mira Nova?

What I enjoyed was them saying "nobody gets to tell us we're not allowed to criticize it. Freedom of speech!"

It's like, if they ever approach making a good observation, they blow right on past it and spend 90% of the article beating a dead horse.

I gotta admit, my first thought was that it's pretty ballsy to share something like that here, but it takes a lot of strength to keep a sense of humor about you in a time like this. This is a surprisingly safe place for personal talk, so long as you can take some goodnatured smart-assery. I hope you get through this…

My god... that was incredible.

I didn't mean to imply you aren't deserving, of course. I just really dislike myself.

Might as well. My star shines about as bright as an eskimo's cornhole these days.

The star system ends on a high note.

[throws underwear on stage]

So everyone is going to have an amazing awanus?

I don't know of a better restaurant to replace carbs and salts after engaging in an all-day sports event than a Chinese buffet, and I'll say that all the way up until my fourth heart attack.

That is awesome. Never heard of em before. One more from me.