+1

Pictured: A thin, superficial, inherently worthless thing wrapped around Cavallari's finger. Also pictured: Cavallari showing off her engagement ring.

Happy Valley PA Notes on a Scandal

Something you might appreciate: the Papa Johns delivery guy for our area is a retired teacher who always smells vaguely of weed and has shoulder-length bright silver hair. I don't even like Papa Johns, but I do order just to shoot the shit with him on occasion.

Is the standard really 10%? I never tip less than 20%. Not a humblebrag... I honestly didn't know people tipped delivery drivers that little.

+1

Everyone is a racist, hockey isn't a sport, I'm from Chicago.

Agree with Uwe. It always takes awhile for my weight loss to start when I diet (on week two of a post-back injury pound-shedding). I'd trend towards the upper end of the range of calories you're eating if you're exercising regularly. Anything below 1500 and your body starts to force itself to save calories to make up…

Not until he apologizes for Elmo in Grouchland.

wow. +1

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+1 you magnificent bastard

I'm glad you told us it was in Detroit. Generally when I see a headline involving beards interloping with mavericks and booze, I assume it's about a Republican fundraiser.

I use AVG Free, Lavasoft, and Spybot Search & Destroy. I haven't whiffed a virus since 2007.

I laughed till I LOL'ed. Then I LOL'ed till I LMAO'ed. Then I LMAO'ed till I listened to LMFAO. And now I'm sad.

Point taken.

Have you ever done anything right?

damn you, double reply

That title is a stroke of genius compared to All Over But The Sharting. This is clearly not a website that appreciates poop jokes.

+1 Leitch. Incredible piece.