*mumbles something about All In The Family, then adjusts his rabbit ears*

"Yeah, me either."

*blinks*

You have to admit, it does go over better than Newt Gingrich's campaign ad comparing himself to Antonio Cromartie.

If quarterbacks threw grenades rather than footballs, Brett Favre's #1 receiver would have been Daulerio.

Holy shit, Skrillex is Sonny Moore? This is his biggest pre-Skrillex hit. The kid needs to be force-fed a Molotov cocktail.

It is so damn tasty. Goat cheese was meant to go with beef.

Goat cheese and grilled onion angus sliders. Add a splash of balsamic to the onions as they cook. Use Hawaiian rolls as the buns.

It's releasing statements to fans who don't exist.

+1

+1

The threshold for induction is 75 percent.

Joe Arpaio was offended by this joke, but only because it was terrible.

but he apparently gets to be on a pretty ass the rest of the week

stylish clearance

Weird. I always expected the Twitter handle @FredToucher to be involved in scat play, but I would have bet everything I own it would involve Westboro Baptist.

Holy shit. I never saw that comment. Maybe if I ever actually stopped by here, I would notice such things. That was awesome.

Meant to mention, too, if you're not on Twitter, you should get on there and let me know. I know about 300 people from Raleigh on there that I can refer you to for specific questions and contacts for housing, that sort of thing. They're all very helpful and very proud of their city.

I'm actually about an hour outside of Raleigh now, but I know many people who live either downtown or just outside of it. If you look at houses, look away from campuses. Living downtown is awesome. If you live downtown, only get an apartment with some kind of impediment to non-residents coming into the building. With…