What's the rule on single ingredient eating? I myself enjoy a nice dollop of sour cream after topping off a burrito, and I usually dip the spoon back into jelly for a second go-round after finishing making a sandwich. I realize that I will die at 40 with diabetes after a triple bypass, but is there really anything…

Some things work well in the amateurs, but not in the pros. One of those things is Jamie Kavanagh.

Let me know if you have any questions.

Interim Coach Romeo Crennel says he will continue the practice of playing Haley's Broner Jams mixtapes at practice, at least until Nickelback releases a new album.

Nobody is more relieved than Tyler Palko, who was getting tired of calling the fade route a "deep dicking" in the huddle.

Todd Haley is perfectly happy to take his leave. A position at Miami just opened up for Broffensive Coordinator, and you know those ladies can appreciate a cut-off t-shirt and visor like KC never could.

And therein lies Jaworski's biggest mistake... oozing and gushing are precisely what won't get a lapdance out of me.

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Volleyball - The fat/hairy guy who goes shirtless when he really shouldn't and slimes you with his sweat during unplanned double blocks.

A bigger, better three

Don't get too excited. I'm hiding a picture of Brett Favre's dong in as many places as possible in each prize.

I can't argue with that.

Just an update on the college bowl pick 'em I put together for Deadspin folk... my employers gave me permission to give away some sweet wine swag to the top 3 winners. Prizes listed on the ESPN site. Here's the link if you haven't signed up yet:

Undersea creatures. Did you know the Nautilus is closest related to the squid and octopus, and those two used to also have shells? Cause fuckin' Wikipedia knows.

Restiform Bodies' TV Loves You Back. By far my most listened hip-hop album.

Ben Franklin? No, sorry, that's a future portrait of Steve Nash in his 47th year of chasing a title.

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John Steigerwald blocked and reported @DadBoner for spam on all three of his Twitter accounts.

Yes, in the sense that being grounded firmly in reality is wrong.