/doug baldwin has been slighted and will now come and kill you and your family.

It’s degrading. Housekeeping staff are already working hard to earn a paycheck. Making them go on a treasure hunt for tips may seem “fun” to the giver but is really kinda cruel and clueless. “Oh, you’ve cleaned 20 filthy rooms and have 20+ more to go, can you find all of the tips I’ve hidden, whee!”

“I thought what if it’s all over the room? ... I put it underneath the rug. Imagine how happy that person was!”

And every time time she picks up a thing, there’s another. And there’s another. And there’s another. So I did that. I did it all over the room. I put it under the desk. I put it in the bathroom. I put it in the roll of toilet paper. I put it in the shower. I put it underneath the rug. Imagine how happy that person was!

I thought the same thing after watching that behind-the-scenes special on Netflix, but apparently that was misleading. Have you read the Indiewire interview with Sadie Sink? I’ll quote the relevant passage:

The President is creating opportunities for entrepreneurs, particularly those that steal scrap metal.

Every few years there comes along a pretty accurate passer and the scouts collectively say, “Hurrrr, he’s too short. Probably can’t even see over the line.” Then they draft Brock Osweiler because you can’t teach that prototypical body type. And then Drew Brees and Russell Wilson kick everybody’s ass, and the…

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Dominos thin crust is ... good.

“You cannot be anti choice and feminist. Period.”

Not that anyone cares about my lady-boner, but I think Katherine Heigl looked completely gorgeous with a rounder figure. I think she’s really pretty, anyhow.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Never forget.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

I’m not sure Cambodia is a real place, it’s not even home to one of the Asian cultures.

Hell, Chris Evans elicits some very mixed feelings as Captain America, and I’m a heterosexual man.

John Kelly then: “I remember when women were sacred”

That sharp metal will saw through those zip ties in a week.

But you do seem to have a firm grasp on “jankiest”