Counterpoint: any time you have a chance to date Rosario Dawson, you fucking take it. It's more important than getting to be president.

So when I was a foolish young lad I got caught egging someone’s house and was hauled into court on a misdemeanor charge of littering as a result. When I appeared in court I was well groomed and wore a jacket and tie and responded with ‘your honor’ after every sentence. When I was given 20 hours of community service, I…

You're blaming the airline because you were bored for 6 hours? Good Lord...

Trump backed out of the deal in 2014 saying “Why would I pay hundreds of millions of dollars for an EJ Manuel?  Bob Kraft told me there is a place in South Florida that will do it for $100.”

More pointedly, it’s quite a tell when Trump interprets “choose love over hate” as an attack on himself.

Eating a salad with a comb is how to get lettuce stuck in teeth.

Paul, am I to assume that you don’t  eat salad with a comb? Ooh-la-la, your Majesty!

The hit parade of stupidity and ignorance, for your viewing pleasure:

Chairman Nadler: Dildosayswhat?

Plus it’s a well known fact that HW was on the advisers that was really running the country under Reagan. That may not be something to be proud about but it doesn’t point at weakness.

That fuckin’ pisses me off beyond just Coulter’s usual idiocy.

You forgot one Samantha;

Floating gears requires only rev matching. This is how most semi trucks are driven. No magic or ecu support required. Works on all H- pattern transmissions. 

This Congress didn’t vote to authorize the wall, the last one did. This Congress is willing to pay to increase funding for border security, but not the wall.

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Man, Garth really went bad after falling out with Wayne.

20 bucks says she's from Renton or Kirkland.