The left opposes being so uncomfortable with gay people that you want to see them be psychologically tortured until they’ve been convinced they’re not gay anymore because that is Bad, Actually.

Plus, no crap, tank treads (not “threads”) do actually tear the hell out of pavement that hasn’t been built especially for that purpose—even with rubber track pads.

For being willing to risk and give their lives for the safety and security of strangers.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

I hate the fucking Eagles. Thank God they won.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

If only he sold sofas and was known known as the king of them.

This incident aside- statistically speaking, train travel is still safer than jumping off a cliff

Ha. Philly is a shithole akin to a slightly less racist Boston filled with battery throwing mongoloids.

“I CAME HERE JUST TO TELL EVERYONE I STOPPED WATCHING SNL FIVE WHOLE YEARS AGO EVEN THOUGH I CLEARLY DIDN’T.”

So edgy! Take so hot!

What a stupid thing for Tarantino to argue with his star actress over. He should have flown in a well-qualified vintage VW mechanic and his/her crew to have that car checked over and repaired to Thurman’s satisfaction before asking her to drive it at speed.

The always helpful guide

I wish I’d watched this game live.

“I’ve never been a spy myself”

Does she though? She said its cruel and unusual punishment and that she couldn’t allow it. I am not pro-prison rape, I don’t wish it upon anyone but I took her statement to mean “you did the most evil thing possible, and if I could inflict that evil on you I might do that, but it would be cruel and unusual…

She didn’t wish it on him, though. She acknowledges it as cruel and unusual punishment, points out that it would be inflicting on him what he inflicted on them, and points out that it would be unconstitutional to sentence anyone to that punishment; but that if it weren’t, she might allow that kind of retribution in…

Seasons with WAR of 5.0 or better

Just hook this gif directly to my veins.

People who think autopilot is a bad or improper description of the feature are those most likely to end up in these sorts of accidents.