Well played sir, well played!

“Our punishment for murder is, Murder!”

Cool story little dude. You flipped your referents in the fifth paragraph which is probably why you are still in the greys. Also, brevity: it’s your friend and shit...

Hell yeah man! Editing is for bitches, leave your glaring typo for all to see

I like the fact that “screwed the pooch” is such commonly accepted into our lexicon that no one is bothered by it’s implications...

“Chink in the armor”

Did you end up on Deadspin by accident? Have you not been here before?

Team Herpes loses yet again...

Hey *High Five* I read 1984 too!

No yeah, your question was fine. Judas just comes off as kinda a dick sometimes...

(no plz send help hes forcing me to do this..)

Yea, I think that is why they do it. There has been quite a few times that everything in the story lead me to believe it had to be Florida and it was dumbasses in Ohio.. Usually involving the big snakes...

Well? Did you get any possible matches from it? You know you can’t be single forever... ;)

I prefer being a top, bottom is just so emasculating....

Do Cubans make up 30%? Cuz I try to blame everything on those Cubans...

Hey! Like the new screen name. I’m a fan of brevity too! ;)

“Well actually... Holy shit! That’s the little French dude’s wife?! Hot Damn! Oh, I’m sorry, what were we talking about?...”

ESPN1000 here has a show with former Bears player Tom Waddle (who grew up in Ohio), where him and the other guy get read a crazy news piece and they have to guess if it was from Florida or Ohio. Funny stuff..

See? This guy gets it!