I always just assumed it was some form of white penance for having a good credit score...

You truly do God’s work, my son..

I can’t hate, hot cougars cause me to lose the ability to speak coherently too...

Ah sweet Jesus, I thought I was the only one...

“Let’s play Florida or Ohio! I tell you an awful story and you tell me if it was from Florida or Ohio!”

Teacher unions are not all that great (they are one of the weaker ones out there)

Wait? Peckerwood is an insult?! So Daddy really didn’t love me?!?

Damn, forgot the “asking for a friend” bit...

Yes, hence the Em.Proc didn’t free any of the slaves still in the US....

Gotta comb deep to get that proper smug verbiage!

That was the Welsh. Ireland won their freedom, while the Welsh never ever fought back against anything ever (seriously, they didn’t do shit when the Anglo-Saxons arrived and started their slaughter...)

“They died of a potato famine while LIVING ON AN ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER!”

It’s actually easier to learn how to read a language than how to speak one(and especially so if you can already speak the language you are learning to read)

You are wrong about the U.S. education system in general (u may be right for your particular school system, and that would explain a lot in your incorrect assumptions)

Does a “little bit gay” mean “just the tip”?

That is NOT the definition of “racist”...

I can see Madonna being all “You don’t smoke your coke, you idiot!”. Ahhh, the coke filled wonder that is Hollywood!

Full Disclosure: I used to hate Michael’s stuff, then I read some piece where he went off on a “Omar from the Wire” tangent that won my heart forever...

Maybe conservatives and blacks. Mayhaps this is what finally brings those two together?

Dude?! Like seriously, all wars are about economics. That’s like History 101 shit right there...