I liked reading his articles back when he had to actually write for a living. This TV persona ain’t that bad (at least from what I would see occasionally on PTI, I don’t know if he has some other schtick on Fox)...

Thank you for proving my point about lameness..

I don’t think you are, even a novice partier knows your comment to be bullshit...

Must be nice to be a conceited prick...

I don’t think you party, cuz your comment reeks of lameness..

Damn Yesha, you on a roll today!

Dooby! How are you in the greys still?!

See now, this is why I come here all the damn time!

These crazy kids and their newfangled slang!

Ahh true dat, guess I hope Floyd’s dudes are being honest with him..

IRS has phones, I’m guessing...

“A square is a rectangle”

+1 for the CeeLo drop

“Antecedent cultural tendencies” God damn, that’s a good one!

Was this the Prodigy Nas was shitting on in that one song?

So are the ever strong and powerful cop unions helping to get some great lawyers or is it just that jurors are dumb as fuck? (I’m guessing it’s a combo package of the two)

“You’re like a black Will Smith!”

No, semantically a sex slave can still be labeled a “mistress” if the criteria is still meet. Yes, it’s fucked up and that was the jist of the joke...

*shrug* “Can’t please all the people, all the time..”

Gotta keep true to your screen name!