Mistress (noun): “a women other than his wife with whom a married man has a continuing sexual relationship”

Damn, can’t argue with science...

Trek. I’m going with Trek. Jerome looks like a Trekker.. (full disclosure to the Wars Nerds, I’m a Trekker too and you’re all gay)

Mayhaps you should learn what “semantically” means and then the English definition for the word “mistress”. Then maybe, just maybe, you too can understand...

Trump will rationalize it to himself..

Fun fact time! Juliet (of Romeo and Juliet fame) was only 13! See how strange it is to view another time from the paradigm of your own time!!

“Well actually...”

If I remember correctly, only 5 teams have pissed away a 3-1 series lead. And Doc’s on there twice...

You’re my hero, I wanna be like you when I grow up!

I always am, it’s my curse in life ;)

And this is why I don’t ask women for directions..

Since it is Florida, I’m halfway expecting something like Gen. Lee Blvd being changed to Zimmerman Lane or some other bullshit...

“Mommy, is that you?!”

His lyrics are fine (probably some of the best, actually), but I never enjoyed his voice/singing. Always sounded like he had a mouth full of marbles...

Apologies: Those things we always say we want, but never accept when offered!

This is sorta ironic in relation to the other post about fried chicken...

Hispanic is academic. Latino/Latina/LatinX is the one made-up by the group itself (you can tell cuz it doesn’t follow the pragmatics of the gender-neutral English language)

Don’t worry gals, Ivanka will get to the bottom of it!