This one time it was snowing out a lot so I didn't get into my car because I am not a complete idiot. The End.

You missed one definition. Were you not a college student at any point in the last 15 years?

Zach Braff has won as many oscars as Kubrick.

The Rams are about as well constructed as a Taiwanese made water gun purchased at WalMart.

From the mean tax payers who only wanted to give him $400 million instead of a billion I guess???

The kids really seemed to enjoy their teacher’s Blair Walsh Project.

What a generous guy, spending a little bit of the money he inherited from his daddy!

Sorry to burst your bubble, Holger, but the Browns owner is well experienced at robbing people.

To be fair, football is family if you are the lazy, dim witted son of a rich white person. Or if you married a WalMart heiress. Then football is family, and by football I mean making billions and extorting tax payers while sitting on your ass.

I’d need about 17 shots to find college football watchable.

Will the UN sanction Correa for this hacking?

Yates did beat them twice, including the playoffs. Can’t really blame injuries when the other team is playing with their 3rd string quarterback due to injuries and still blows you out.

Those darn Bostonians of Rhode Island!

Holy shit good call he does sound like Meatwad.

Guns N Roses peaked over 25 years ago. Twenty Five! Axl Rose hasn’t done shit in the last two decades. It boggles the mind why anyone would care to see them. Plus their corny music has not aged well.

That should be the Cleveland Browns motto.

They are like 12 year olds who lock themselves in a tree house because they are mad their parents won’t let them attend a sleep over party.

Maybe Browns players keep getting in trouble for drinking and smoking because that is the only way they know how to cope with being on a joke of a team that is owned by a thief.

Ending a soccer game with penalty kicks is like ending a football game with the coin toss. One of the reasons soccer is unwatchable.

Those Washington and Cowboys rings are dusty as hell by now.