The tweet says the suspension is unpaid.  I think paid suspensions are only for cops who shake down or shoot innocent people

Why pay the team? The last thing I’d want is for someone like the Ricketts to have more money. Why not donate the money to women shelters or programs that support domestic violence victims?

That was a triathlon joke

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlonelyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If waiters gave a six minute time limit for making a decision, my wife would never eat again. HAHAHAHA!

And that's not the only reason he shouldn't be on this list.

Careful in using MECCA- that is racist according to some idiots above.   

James Dolan was born on third, meandered back to second and yelled “TOUCHDOWN!”

I never want to hear about the NBA having the greatest fans on Earth when none of them have tried to murder James Dolan.

It all has to do with their new marketing campaign:

Came here to say this. I’ve worked in child welfare some, and this would almost certainly never happen. The 14th Amendment gives parts the right to raise their children as they see fit, so long as this doesn’t violate laws (abuse, neglect, etc.). And you’re right, states do not like splitting up families. I can’t tell…

I’m 45, and a native New Yorker. No NBA or college team from the area has won a championship in my lifetime. Please stop telling me how we’re the center of the basketball universe. It’s embarrassing.

I’m honestly surprised Jane didn’t deck her in the face for insinuating that Jane was “mistaken” about being raped. I’m even more surprised she’s allowing Mary Louise anywhere near Ziggy.

The odds of Kyrie poisoning the locker room before Durant ever sets foot on the court is better than a planet flip. 

Indeed.  They’re still not over losing The Finals in 94.

Don’t worry guys, *we* still have years and years of topflight rich guy blues hits coming our way!

Especially when you learn that Nermal had her passport taken away immediately and had to build a golf course there.

I bet you liked GoBots too.