“Good comment”- Herschel Walker

Take that, the capital of the most progressive state in America! 

Your first post was long enough and then you replied to yourself. HOF level tldr 

Soccer works super hard to mess up in every way possible.

Soccer is such an unwatchable mess. Ignoring it is one thing America gets right.

So now he has three different colored eyes?

Come on man. You can't act like you are better than anyone if you root for the Browns. Jesus Christ...

Fried Ravioli?

Missouri, a Trump voting hell hole, is thisclose to taking away womens’ right to choose. Their cops make a hobby out of shooting black people. Their fans call themselves “the best” and they aren’t being ironic. But I won’t say “Fuck St Louis”. Those hicks have done worse to themselves than anyone could do to them.

He retired because his legs were shot and now, well...

The most progressive and educated state verse one that voted Trump, where cops keep shooting black people and will soon be the only state where there will be no legal abortions. Tough call!

Perhaps his greatest accomplishment was living twice as long as the average Alabamian.

Anyone still rooting for James Dolans Knicks after all these years must be a masochist. Therefore they probably got off when they lost the lottery 

Some worked as Kaepernicks lawyers.

It’s just a shame he didn’t learn that the entire point of names is to differentiate people before he named his son.

How about just don't speed through a red light? American drivers kill 35,000 people in crashes every year. They deserve way more enforcement than currently exists.

And a better talk show host than a safe sex haver.

Old guys who hang out naked in gym locker rooms for hours every day are the worst. Just get dressed and get the hell out of there! You are in the way and some people actually have things to do and don't want to spend extra time in the most disgusting place imaginable.

Everything is bigger in Texas, including the moronic behavior.

That girlfriend was right to dump you. No one in their right mind would rather visit Kansas or Alabama over the shrines of Kyoto or the fjords of Norway.