Your bar for “awesome” and “great” is perhaps the lowest ever witnessed in human history.

If the kid still believed in Santa at age 9 he got what he deserved.

Imagine how annoying Jared Leto and Anne Hathaway must have been as teenagers.

But Easter sucks too.

Or towards a new stadium. Just kidding! Taxpayers will be forced to pay for that instead of the billionaire owners.

Remember when Steve Harvey said people who don’t believe in God are “idiots”? You had one job, idiot.

Eli only supports candidates that dodged the draft like he did.

Mayflower Oatmeal stout is quite nice and only about $10 for a 6 pack.

That is because it isn’t real football.

Trump fans like yourself don’t want to be educated, they just want to see cars go vroom vroom.

A good bowl of ramen is obviously better. There is no comparison between the lame rice noodles of pho and the amazingness of a handmade fresh ramen noodle. But for those same reasons its easier to make pho at home because few people in the world can properly make the noodles.

They aren’t even Italian, their great great grandparents or whatever were so say mozzerella correctly.

Don’t forget $5o or whatever for parking that goes into the pocket of an evil shitbag who runs a losing team.

They are accustomed to fooling the few dozen people who attend their games so they think other people might be that dumb as well.

I just now noticed someone else already said this. The point remains that guy is super dumb.

Who the hell brings a girl they have been dating for 3 weeks to your family’s christmas gathering?!?

Kobe has done a lot of bad things, you’ll have to be more specific.

The next time an NFL owner who is trying to steal hundreds of millions of dollars from taxpayers suggests that having an NFL team improves a city, show them this video on the largest screen possible.

No more violence. We shouldn't allow Catholics into our country.

Internal combustion is an ancient joke and should have been replaced in 2000 let alone 2050. I think 35 years is a fair heads up to get a job near your house or public transportation.