Go ahead and move to a red state where everyone is obese, uneducated and dead by 60.

Your family is in the oil business you say? Then they will be in the history books, but most certainly not for good reasons. I feel sorry for you that you can't understand basic science.

You are such a stupid pussy. No one in the world has it easier than gun owning, car driving American Christians. Yet you still act like you are the victim even though gun owners and drivers each kill over 30000 Americans each year. Every you say is pathetic and wrong.

I’m a consumer, as in I consume air and I want it to be clean and to not give me cancer or asthma so fuck oil and coal and dirty cars.

The typical obese car driving, gun owning moron like yourself will be long dead by 2050.

Browns fans love being losers. They get off on sucking. They enjoy the punishment. There is no other explanation for why someone would pay money to attend a Browns game after they have sucked so so so much for such a very very very long time.

If you can’t make money without stealing $400 million from the tax payers or inheriting it from your wife’s parents then you are a shitty businessperson and an even shittier person.

I’ve never seen people pay attention less to the game than at Wrigley. People were hanging out and there happened to be a game going on near them.

Receiving money and not having a job? Sounds like welfare to me.

I love This American Life. My only problem with it is Nancy Updike. SO MANY of her stories are about the Middle East and they are so boring and repetitive. Does she think the show is called More Uninteresting Israeli Lives?

Its like Tebow passed to the torch to Manziel and he became the annoying 3rd string quarterback who people talk about a lot for no good reason.

At least they know how to play instruments unlike Beyoncé or someone like that. The right answer would be Metallica since they are great and from the Bay Area.

If a team did that my college football viewing time would go from zero to ten minutes per year.

Jumping on the bandwagon of a succesful, well run team makes a lot more sense than paying to see the Browns suck for the 20th year in a row.

People who walk are healthier than people who drive and obviously taking public transportation isn’t nearly as filthy to the world as driving everywhere. The fact is that people who live in US cities live longer than those in rural areas.

Please tell me that 2 of your favorites, Review and The Leftovers, will be back for 3rd seasons.

The best way to make sure Papi doesn’t stare at any more homers he hits off of you is to become his teammate.

People wouldn’t even know there was a bandwagon to jump on since no one watches any college football so they wouldn’t know or care if Harvard was good. Boston College produces plenty of NFL talent but their hockey team gets more attention.

Why would Harvard gloat the most when people in Boston don’t give a shit about college football(because it sucks) and Harvard has plenty to brag about as is?

Thank you for your service.