A proper slice of Neapolitan pizza is perfect already, and has been for many decades. No need to weigh it down with processed meat.

How about, to be safe, don’t post any pictures of your kid on facebook? I’m sure your friends, and eventually your kid, will be thankful.

We may be stuck with this monster

There is a reason good restaurants don’t serve mass produced beer anymore. Its not to build anticipation for it the rest of the year. It is because mass produced beer flat out sucks.

Your username fits.

They both suck.

Ahh yes, a christmas movie released before thanksgiving. I also like to celebrate the fourth of july in may.

There have been many NFL games at Fenway. Notre Dame-BC is playing there this weekend.

If you actually want your alcohol to taste pleasant then drinking vodka is unorthodox, yes.

There are shitbags like Jim Irsay and Dan Snyder who get rich off of hikers getting eaten by bears? And they purposely lie to hikers about the danger of hiking?

Incredible indeed. Incredible how bad the average college player is at basic things like tackling.

That reminds me of this quote form Fargo:

Its October, get outta here you bearded asshole.

He doesn’t go by Raul Mondesi Jr because his brother goes by that name. Apparently their dad wasn’t smart enough to think of a name other than his own.

Tebow couldn’t get playing time on the Jets. He hasn’t started in years. The Broncos won despite him. Are people going to still be talking about his “potential” when he is 40?

Drivers in this country have a lot in common with gun nuts. They love to break the law and put others in danger and are shocked when they are held responsible(which rarely happens considering you can get many duis before they’ll permanently take your license away).

So Skins fans, the few dumb ones who remain at least, care about having a personable quarterback? Yet they are willing to fork over money to Dan Snyder, the is the most garbage person in American sports?

Just looked up Derek Lowe’s stats and had no idea he pitched in the majors at recently as 2013.

Bonds had a career .936 postseason OPS.

Selling your mediocre brewery to your employees apparently pays real well because one of the two founders bought an $8 million dollar house on Beacon Hill right after the brewery sale.