Sorry we weren’t interested in being scammed, USOC. Maybe you’ll have better luck stealing money and land from Los Angeles?

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Vin Baker really raised the profile of Alcoholics Anonymous then.

I used to bring a flask of whiskey to Fenway because fuck paying $8 for shitty beer. But now they have metal detectors so I have to buy a plastic bottle of booze to bring in instead. Suck it, Aramark!

What kind of people are you associating with if you are attending weddings where people are doing shit to go viral and asking others to retweet it? Damn thats lame.

They are also doing some cool one-off stuff for sale in growlers that are only available at the Sam Adams brewery. Smoked pale ale, grapefruit IPA, stuff like that. Plus they just hired Megan Parisi who worked at Cambridge Brewing, Blue Jacket and Wormtown.

They played a playoff game in 2005! Of course they lost 28-3 and the Patriots tanked the last game of the season just so they could play the Jaguars in the first round.

We already have this in America but instead of fit guys on bikes its fat people talking on their cellphone in thier SUV and instead of hitting soccerballs they hit pedestrians.

“Yup”

Hit .049 in 2001 when filling in for an injured Nomar. Bit of a downgrade.

Went to a red sox-expos game in Montreal around 2003 and got to see Rich Garces hit. Didn’t go super well.

Surely a coincidence!

What billionaires are getting even richer off parks or public museums? The assholes who own your terrrible basketball team love suckers like you.

The fact that Downeast Original is unfiltered is the key I think. Makes it taste like real cider. Damn good stuff.

How is it that he is legally driving just 6 months after his second DUI? Does he have to kill someone before they take away his license?

Mayflower Summer Rye? Its a session at 3.8 but I wouldn’t call it an IPA. They seem to carry Mayflower a lot at Lower Depths.

Neutral Milk Hotel and making fun of Vegans: I didn’t realize Deadspin existed in 1998.

Don’t be one of those assholes who are still lighting off loud ass fireworks on July 16th or whenever. Some turd who obviously has no job or decency shot off multiple rounds of fireworks in my neighborhood at 2AM a few nights ago.

That can easily be flipped around. If you insist on reclining then upgrade to first class so you aren’t crushing someone’s knees and making it impossible for them to use their tray table or see the seat monitor. Reclining is an illusion of comfort.

Newt Gingrich is doing everything he can to make sure straight marriages don’t win out.