The exhibit on the 2002 All Star Game will be the main draw.

Fuck people who speed and make up bullshit excuses.

A short list: http://coolmaterial.com/feature/9-craf…

Inherent Vice? More like PTA: Vice Shitty

Redhook is part owned by Anheuser Busch-Inbev, hence the corny branding and marketing buzz words.

Even the best NFL owners would still steal cheddar from an orphan.

"I have no reason to want this pregnancy, given how long I've known this person, what I have else going on in my life. I didn't want or plan for this." Then use birth control and don't turn down the morning after pill!

I thought of that as well. Dawn should not be parenting a child, but Ruby DEFINITELY should not be in the same room as a kid.

12" Man

Smuttynose is the New Hampshire of breweries. They do a lot of things pretty well but nothing exceptional and they both have rad mottos.

Ah yes, the authentic Italian restaurant that serves Taco Pizza....

The Celtics are taking Rondo off the court at the end of tight games so that teams don't intentionally foul him and put him on the line. Its weird to see them take their best player off the court but it makes sense, especially with Evan Turner shooting .923

My wife LOVES Battle Royale and she doesn't typically like violent stuff. Maybe because the violence is so over the top it becomes cartoonish? I think the article overstates how nasty and difficult to watch Battle Royale is.

When I was about 15 I was the 3rd string catcher for my baseball team. Somehow both of our actual catchers were absent one game so I had to catch. I was not prepared for this so all I had on under my pants were boxer shorts, no jock strap. A coach had an athletic cup he gave me.

If Mike Ditka is Old Fashioned then his son Mark is Grain Alcohol.

It is interesting that the people most invested in college football are the ones who didn't even graduate high school.

Had the vanilla rye on draft last week. Really good. Definitely better than the coffee one. The keg kicked in a matter of minutes. Bottles of the regular BCBS are usually easy to find.

"No No No! I'm sick. I'm gonna throw up".

I noticed you left out that embarrassing whole "12th man" nonsense.

Anyone who gets married before 25 might as well save the money they get for wedding gifts for a divorce lawyer.