That’s nice, good to get that out of the way. Now, where’s the HATCHBACK?

Who the hell at GM decided that using the reverse lights as approach lamps was a good idea?

The lack of a fifth door at the back of the new WRX

Well, that’s about what they go for. I’d personally never pay it, but the market dictates that’s about standard—maybe a bit low even—for them here in the states.

It’s the Defender’s grandson that becomes the first one in the family to go to college and dress nice and have money.

Still see a few of those occasionally. The few I have seen are drive-thru coffee, smoothie or shaved ice stands

I didn’t mean to say it was completely her own fault, even though I did. A crime of opportunity is still a crime. The criminal is still ultimately responsible for the theft. The fact she made it easy for it to happen just speaks for her lack of common sense.

I agree there were many redeeming features. The topper was the B205R motor. If that motor was hooked to the rear wheels, I would not have sold it.

BEST THING EVER

Depends, a good rear end can be quite expensive. Then again, when is high class tail found on the cheap?

This should be the base model

They sometimes just flat out bought them too. Like when Richard wanted a Challenger and Dodge wouldn’t provide one.

The car has an equal amount of douchebaggery within. That accident doesn’t happen if car douche doesn’t feel like he’s going to lose and pull forward to block the truck he left enough space for. Douchebaggery for all!

There is a place down the street from our shop that builds these. The guys at the shop have questionable taste, but are immensely creative people. As much shit as Donks get on Jalopnik, it’s still car culture. They’re still cool guys. Cars are still ugly, too.

I want to click that link so bad, but at work...

They cost penny’s and limit (that is the important part to take from this), limit the decibels reaching your ears. You still hear all the sounds however the ear damaging higher decibels are eliminated.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

I got T-boned recently in parking lot by a maniac old woman who didn’t even look before reversing and didn’t even react to my slamming on the horn. She had a valid license. I was in the vehicle when this moron kid on campus skipped a open parking lot, stopped with us behind him, turned on his reverse…

I would just stick with earplugs. If they are good enough for the pros in MotoGP they are good enough for me. Used to wear ear plugs every single time I rode, but that was with a louder exhaust on. I put stock exhaust back on and now I don’t need earplugs unless I’m going on freeway for more than 10 minutes.

Can it have a special wife-cancelling mode?