I know Gruden is bad, but to lump him with Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, and Gruden?  That seems harsh.

Ah, yes the Hater’s Lament of a hot take that was ice cold a decade ago. In the Brady-Belichick era, their division has actually had a very competitive out of division record (I think third in the league). The Pats actually have a better winning record out of their division than inside of it. See, facts can be your…

Somewhere, Roger Godell is gnashing his teeth at this fun the players are having. 

Colin Kaepernick is not on an NFL roster.

Damn. They just took Jameis’s job without his consent. How awful.

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To be fair, there’s no way the Broncos could have predicted that their recently signed franchise QB would turn into Case Keenum this quickly. 

“John Elway has already started scouting college QBs.”

Poor Nathan Peterman?! Psh! Dude is set to make $614,877 this year, and I’m going to guess the Bills are already making plans to bring in some other QB, who’ll probably start while poor Peterman returns to the bench...and continue collecting that money.

The last time you go for it should be on Third, Reich.

+1-1-1 browns

K-Mart brand Dave Grohl was there to encourage him.

Kudos to you- so many of us carry this ‘inside back cover of SI’ shame internally. I hope you find peace someday.

“Your father being a sportswriter, is there a lot of shame in that?”

Somewhere the Buffalo fanatic who actually bet for the team is shedding tears of absolute joy while writing up their resignation letter. Probably didn’t win enough money to do that, but why let such facts ruin a perfect moment.

They are both weird penises

Pet peeve: Why do writers and broadcasters prefer the word “philosophy” over “strategy.” I’m used to it because everyone does it, but philosophy is a tough college course that deals with the world, universe and society. Strategy is deciding whether to throw or run the ball on first down, etc.

The Browns don’t lose one game and suddenly this is a franchise that won't tolerate losing. 

I take full responsibility for it.

Damn, Jameis ate the FUCK out of JPP’s W, didn’t he?