Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, being caught at a Jets game, or being caught at a Jets game.

Are you referring to the uniforms or just allowing the Rams themselves on the field?

All in the game, yo.

One series? Did he rape somebody at Baylor?

But every year one or two of his seven wins come at the Hawks’ expense.

Late tomorrow Trump is going to deny he said any of this, and will insist he was never a candidate for President and he’ll call Mike Pence a loser.

“Fans Who Just Don’t Fucking Get It.”

root for continuous no score OTs until the heat death of the sun.

I’ll remember how he spent tens of thousands of dollars of his own money every year to buy toys for Houston kids in the foster care system, because that’s the kind of man he is. And I’ll also remember that his greatness shouldn’t be overshadowed by the shittiness of the teams he played on.

Fuck yeah I’ll remember Andre Johnson. He seems to me like the guy, in like ten or fifteen years, when most kids have stopped playing football and the ratings have gone off a cliff and everyone’s remembering what it used to be like in the NFL’s glory days and wondering how we ever tolerated such bloodsport on such a…

Tebow reached on a fielder’s choice...

Hope he makes a quick return from the 3-day disabled list.

He’ll get “Von Miller money” in ‘17 with all the money up front, then turn to dog shit with off field issues, only to get traded back to the Pats for for chump change where he’ll come back stronger then ever.

The only way this doesn’t make sense for the Browns is if it somehow ends up working out well for them.

“One mystery here is why these regents are speaking out, albeit on terms of anonymity, and why now.”

Well, he didn’t do anything. So, yeah.. he’s not technically lying. He didn’t say, “I’ve never been...”

Said Briles: “Originally the University gave me two weeks to decide to resign, but in true Baylor fashion they decided to go ahead and fuck me whether they had my consent or not.”

Baylor President Ken Starr will also be fired

When asked specifically about the color of Boise State’s home turf, Briles was similarly emphatic: